timeformoriar-tea:

poledancingcrowley:

timeformoriar-tea:

timeformoriar-tea:

It’s a metaphor,you see.You put the killing thing between your teeth and it still fucking kills you.goddammit john green

I had to bite a book for this js

john green needs to find the thing.

I dont want john green to find the thing

(via thewordofgadzooks)

escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

(via thewordofgadzooks)

(Source: sandandglass, via callurn)

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

(via hi)

(Source: itscarts, via danfreakindavis)

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: walktheoceanfloor, via hi)

(x)

(Source: shuhannazy, via tyleroakley)

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

image

(Source: acoolshark, via blonde-cheer-summer)

radicalmuscle:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

The actual saddest part is that the higher ups are probably well aware of this by now yet don’t seem to care enough to try and change it.

(Source: sandandglass, via blonde-cheer-summer)

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

(Source: basedgosh, via rammarcio)